Showing posts with label Super Bowl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Super Bowl. Show all posts

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Super Bowl XLV Blog Part 2

9:01 PM:  Rashard "Butt Man" Mendenhall with a good run 
9:05 PM:  Rashard "I Humped My QB" Mendenhall scores a TD.  What school did he go to?  Oh yeah, Illinois.
9:07 PM:  How appropriate ... a MiniCooper "Cram it in the boot"commercial right after Rashard "Cram it in the boot" Mendenhall scores a TD
9:08 PM  Mad props Sal Giunta, Medal of Honor recipient
9:10 PM:  C'mon White Chocolate. I know you were afraid of getting decapitated, but c'mon Jordy
9:11 PM:  uh oh, Steelers defense is heating up
9:13 PM:  Adrien Brody crooning to a glass of Stella
9:16 PM:  Anita makes her first comment regarding if I played football and how I would need butt implants
9:17 PM:  Tackle by Desmond Bishop "Tutu"
9:18 PM:  Suisham, 52 yd attempt ha!  Has Tomlin ever watched film of his kicker????  I'm sure he was busy in his other job playing a doctor on "House"
9:20 PM:  Dang Eminem, two commercial for 2 different products.  Although the Chrysler commercial was awesome!
9:23 PM:  This is the ugliest matchup of QB's since Peyton Manning vs. Rex Grossman

9:24 PM:  Fair catch by Antwan Randle-El.  The Skins paid about $100K/each for about 300 of those in 5 years
9:35 PM:  "Cram it in the Boot" fumbles on the first play of the 4th quarter on a hit by Clay Matthews
9:38 PM:  Looks like the Packers have given up on the run
9:39 PM:  Another drop by Jordy Nelson.  Great follow up on 3rd and 10 with a catch and run!!!!  That's why he's White Chocolate
9:41 PM:  Touchdown Greg Jennings!  Aaron Rodgers is the man!  Let's just call him the ARod that can come through in the clutch.  The other ARod was getting fed popcorn by Cameron Diaz in a luxury box.
9:47 PM:  Big Ben marches the team down the field for a TD.  Mike Wallace is fast.
9:50 PM:  I'm finally live.  3rd and 10 Green Bay 5:59 Left.  Clutch throw and catch ARod to Greg Jennings!  Woot!
9:52 PM:  Finally a running play for the Pack.  14 yards and another first down
9:53 PM:  James Jones holds on for his 2nd big catch
9:56 PM:  If Big Ben engineer a TD drive with 2 minutes left down 6 points with one timeout, he will become legendary.
9:57 PM:  I hope Big Ben just stays a legendary creep
10:01 PM:  Kim K. makes me take a puff of my inhaler in Shape Ups commercial, right after Bradley Cooper made me take a puff of my inhaler in "Limitless" trailer
10:05 PM:  Green Bay takes over on downs with 49 seconds left.
10:05 PM:  ARod should be the Super Bowl XLV MVP!!!!!   Great game Packers and Steelers!

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Super Bowl Blog

Carrie Underwood sings the National Anthem. I need help to describing her outfit. Hopefully, one of my 5 followers will do so. Anita gives a thumbs up to her shoes.
6:28 PM: New Orleans wins coin toss (13th straight time NFC has won the coin toss)
6:30 PM: Colts about to kickoff, Jim Nantz looks really happy. He is dating a 29 year old.
6:33 PM: Saints go 3 and out. Surprised that CBS didn't cut to the first commercial.
6:35 PM: Colts offense is introduced. Anita thinks Austin Collie is dreamy.
6:38 PM: I was surprised when I saw what Pierre Garcon looked like. Expected a French guy in a beret.
6:41 PM: I was surprised when I saw Scott Fujita for the first time. Expected a guy that resembled a Samurai
6:42 PM: First commercial from Bud Light. weak. CBS caved and made them change the Tim Tebow commercial. How disappointing. The people that protested should be ASSHAMED of themselves. I spelled "ashamed" wrong on purpose.
6::49 PM: Anita informed me that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush will get married if the Saints win. Another reason to root for the Saints. Note to whoever makes her wedding dress: leave a lot of room in the butt area and say no if she asks for white.
6:52 PM: Two commercial gems, Doritos commercial with guy that comes over to date single mom and Bud Light astronomers commercial
7:01 PM: How do you say touchdown in French? Was Pierre Garcon in "Julie & Julia"?
7:02 PM: Confession: I watched 3/4th of "27 Dresses" last weekend. I think my cajones retracted into my body a little bit that night.
7:15 PM: Rewound the game a little bit because I was trying to help with Ivana, so times might be a little of from now on.
7:18 PM: Eating pizza.
7:21 PM: Mark Sanchez gets a thumbs up from Anita. I knew she likes Latinos. She's always calling for landscaping estimates ...
7:24 PM: Wow, Brett Favre will sell anything ...
7:29 PM: Wondering what again rock stars the NFL will get for next year's Super Bowl Halftime Show. Jerry Lee Lewis maybe?
7:31 PM: Ivana's first "Again" Coldplay request
7:38 PM: Way to go Dodge, get a guy that plays a serial killer on TV to be your spokesman ...
7:42 PM: Troy Polamalu "Tru TV" commerical got a laugh out of Anita. She has low standards, she is one of my 5 followers
7:43 PM: I can't believe Sean Payton ran the ball 3 times inside the 10
7:51 PM: 1st half over and Ivana's 2nd "Again" Coldplay request.
7:56 PM: Ivana requests "Again" for the 3rd time as well as her first "Caillou", and "Nina and Star" requests. She even requested "the Wiggles"
8:03 PM: The first notes of "Baba O'Reilly" plays, reminding Anita that I chose this as the song that we entered our wedding reception to. Not happy times at the Vettickal household.
8:05 PM: Roger Daltrey proves that old guys can play the harmonica
8:07 PM: "The Who" is ruining it for aging rockstars hoping to audition for the next Halftime Show.
8:11 PM: "The Who" playing "Won't Get Fooled Again", NFL thinking "you're damn right we won't"
8:12 PM: Robert Plant and Jimmy Page call "The Who's" agent to threaten his life
8:17 PM: I relent to Ivana's 4th request for "Again"
8:23 PM: I take Ivana up to put her to bed.
8:32 PM: I don't think Anita actually used the word "dreamy" to describe Austin Collie, did I? Jeez, I did watch 3/4th of "27 Dresses".
8:59 PM: Ivana in her crib and I am about to resume the game
9:01 PM: Wishing America's CEO's were doing something more productive than dumbing down the country with another reality tv show.
9:04 PM: Feeling defensive about choosing "Baba O'Reilly" as reception entrance song. It was Paul O'Neill's at bat song during the Yankees run of World Series wins in the late 90's.
9:10 PM: Just see the onside kick. Wow! what a call by Payton. that takes cajones. I couldn't have made that call after watching "27 Dresses" last weekend.
9:15 PM: Touchdown Saints! First time in Super Bowl history that two "Pierre's" score the first two TD's. Don't think that will ever happen again.
9:16 PM: Oh jeez, Megan Fox in a tub of bubbles. Oh jeez.
9:17 PM: Grizzly Bear already sold out? really???? Volkwagen commercial with Stevie Wonder and Tracy Morgan at the end.
9:24 PM: Watching the game on delay.
9:25 PM: Random thought: what would you call a fear of homophobes? homophobia phobia?
9:26 PM: Not quite panic mode, but I cannot locate my chapstick
9:28 PM: Loving the battery on the MacBook. 3 1/2 hours of charge left
9:30 PM: Uncharacteristically bad tackling from a Gregg Williams' coached defense
9:33 PM: Wondering if people will read this far down
9:35 PM: E-Trade Yes!
9:37 PM: Chapstick found, crisis averted
9:42 PM: Google commercial "how to impress a French girl?" bathe ...
10:20 PM: wow Saints. Drew Brees definite MVP. Glad Gregg Williams will get his Super Bowl ring before douchebag Dan Snyder
10:22 PM: Jim Caldwell was outcoached.
10:23 PM: Yay! Another Kardashian wedding to look forward to
10:35 PM: new favorite NFL Player: Drew Brees